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Post by sharon on Oct 31, 2011 20:18:45 GMT -6
During the summer when Ian was 4, Tina was teaching summer school and the staff she was working with developed a routine of going to "happy hour" at a nearby bar one night a week. So, Tina would go and enjoy their company whenever possible. One day, Ian and I arrived home and when he saw her car was not there he started to ask, "Where is Mommy Tina?" but then answered himself saying, "Oh yeah! She's at that happy teacher place!"
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Post by dara1012 on Oct 31, 2011 20:54:28 GMT -6
That's great Sharon!
Tonight DS asked us if Jesus loved everyone, we said "yes"; then he asked if Spiderman loved everyone, we said "everyone except bad guys".
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Post by fungirls on Nov 1, 2011 8:34:10 GMT -6
DD1 was picking her nose in the car a couple weeks ago, to which DD2 said, "If you have boogers I can just throw them out the window." Yuck! Not sure where she came up with that solution but we had a good laugh.
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Post by jlschlangen on Nov 1, 2011 8:38:09 GMT -6
My dd made a apple dance yesterday by spinning it.
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Post by ladyandrearose on Nov 29, 2011 19:56:24 GMT -6
I asked DD why she didn't like sweet potatoes anymore. (She loved them as a baby.) She told me it was because she has hair now, that's why she doesn't like them. Go figure.
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Post by jrose on Nov 29, 2011 20:02:10 GMT -6
DD1 cracks me up! Before Thanksgiving we told her that her Gma & Gpa C (DH's parents) were coming for Thanksgiving...I asked her if she remembered which set of grandparents Gma & Gpa C were....she goes "Uhm....the brown one?!" LOL I busted a gut...my mom is filipino and has brown skin...my mom got a big laugh out of it too hehehe.
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Post by ladyandrearose on Nov 29, 2011 20:05:30 GMT -6
Kids are sooo funny! great story Jennifer!
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Post by apryllraye87 on Nov 30, 2011 7:27:21 GMT -6
DS preschool is also a church and they hold a food shelf twice a month so sometimes there are people waiting when I pick him up. One day there was a larger woman with a tank top on waiting in line and as we were walking out DS says "Look mom! That lady has way bigger muscles than you!!"
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Post by vq2011 on Nov 30, 2011 9:42:12 GMT -6
I've got a few!
The other night DD asked me for black Cheese with Pickles in it. Thankfully, DH knew what that meant. Pepper Jack Cheese.
We were watching some cat in the hat movie, and he was saying " go, Percy Go." You can imagine what it sounded like when my 4 yo said it! LOL.
DD called her Grampy to ask him why dinosaurs are extinct. "Grampy, why are dinosaurs stink?"
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Post by vq2011 on Nov 30, 2011 9:52:29 GMT -6
"I'm gonna get some mcDongals when my dad gets home. he will have to drive me there and get food." DD looking in the fridge.
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Post by elizac on Jul 16, 2012 13:00:07 GMT -6
A few days ago, DD (age 3) was asked why she wasn't afraid of frogs. Her answer was: 'because they haven't done anything to me'.
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Post by irish on Jul 16, 2012 13:30:46 GMT -6
The other day DH was giving me a bear hug from behind and his arms were across my chest, he was squeezing pretty tight and I playfully said "ow! you're squeezing my..." and before I could finish, DS chimes in.."careful, Dad! you're squeezing her boobie trap!!"
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Post by ReneeW on Jul 16, 2012 13:52:39 GMT -6
The other night at dinner, DH and I were talking about feeling old. DD who is 7 looks at us and says, "You guys don't look old." (long pause.) "Welllllllll .... except for you, Mom. You look a little old."
Thanks a LOT, kid!!! Hah!
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Post by sharon on Jul 16, 2012 14:50:09 GMT -6
These are hilarious!
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